So I wrote an entry to Wired’s monthly flash fiction contest in October:

https://twitter.com/prestonjbyrne/status/1054520292230475777?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1054520292230475777&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fprestonbyrne.com%2F2018%2F10%2F22%2Fa-very-very-short-story%2F

…and they published it! How cool.