LEAK: Eris Industries is actually a boy band

What Boyz II Moon was to Bitcoin, Eris Industries will be to smart contracts:

Parliament Cryptographic, L-R: Matt, Tyler, PJB, Andreas, Ethan, Casey. Wow such dreamy.

Currently we’re mostly doing covers of InfoSec Taylor Swift hits such as:

“You Should Be on the Internet of Things Because You’re a Tool”


“True Love is Rarer than a Dual Algorithm Hash Collision.”

Sadly, this means our debut album can’t be streamed on Spotify.