LEAK: Eris Industries releases first pictures of Eris

Wow such blockchain

That’s right – that big point of light is Eris, which according to the Source of All Knowledge (aka Wikipedia) is

the most massive known dwarf planet in the Solar System and the ninth most massive body known to directly orbit the Sun. It is estimated to be 2,326 ± 12 kilometres (1,445.3 ± 7.5 mi) in diameter, and 27% more massive than Pluto, or about 0.27% of the Earth’s mass.

Sorry to tease, I couldn’t help it. You won’t have to wait long, though: we’re releasing on December 17th.

Learn something new every day, huh?